Hello there! Are you also that person who wants to talk about masturbation, but don’t want to address it as “masturbation”?
Masturbation, itself is a wonderful and appropriate word to say; on the plus side, it’s gender-free. The act of self-pleasure is somewhat taboo in Nepali society. But, hey we are grown-ups now. Even if the word “masturbation” is taboo in our society, the talk about it must go on.
With growing time, the alternatives for masturbation have become more creative we can use it among friend circles. No more shyness to address the supposedly forbidden deeds amongst them. These alternatives to masturbation are loaded with witty language. After all, vulgar slang like jacking and jerking off shouldn’t be given so much weight.
People on the internet have shared some of the funniest and best alternatives for masturbation. From the deep tunnels there, we have compiled a selection of 21 just for you. If you feel uncomfortable using the word masturbation, then you can use some of the alternatives from the list.
1. “In Spanish, we have many ways to say it: -autodelicioso (Selfdelicious) -lustrar la espada (Polish the sword) -ahorcar el ganso (Hang the goose) -sacudir la nutria (Shaking the otter)”