“A Terminal Illness”, Witty Synonyms for a Computer Virus Shared by Tech-Geeks

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A computer virus is also known as a bug, trojan horse, etc. in the geek world. However, when a geek and humor are mixed together, a witty synonym for a computer virus makes a dazzling appearance.

“A computer virus is a type of malicious software, or malware, that spreads between computers and causes damage to data and software”, that’s the simple definition of a computer virus passed down to different generations in school.

Computer viruses attach themselves to an executable host file resulting in their viral codes executing when a file is opened. These viruses reside on a computer device and even crash the overall system. They are really a pain in the arse and hard to handle.

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Any geek who attempts to tackle these computer viruses suffers a lot. They are so fed up with these viruses that they are being humorous and giving birth to new witty synonyms for a computer virus.

Here, are some of the witty synonyms for a computer virus shared by Tech-geeks on Reddit:

1. “Among keys pox”

EwingTheoryPotential

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2. “Qwerty symptoms”

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3. “Software transmitted disease”

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4. “A sick click”

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5. “The digital plague”

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6. “ISP STD”

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7. “P.I.T.A. Pain In The Ass. 😁”

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8. “P.E.B.K.C: Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair”

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9. “P.I.C.N.I.C: Problem In Chair, Not In Computer”

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10. “A No-STD”

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11. “Bitbug…don’t let the bitbugs byte!!!”

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12. “DM Digital Mother- in – law”

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13. “DTI
Digitally Transmitted Infection”

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Anjali Magar

I am but a wandering frustrated youth that you could have run into just about anywhere.

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