Want to Know Why Nepali Uncles Are Still Overweight Even After Every Morning Jogging? Here’s Why.

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A night person might not relate to this. However, if you are a morning person then you probably might have encountered the same bunch of overweight Nepali uncles jogging every morning.

Interestingly enough, the same bunch of overweight Nepali uncles can be seen stuffing their mouths with varieties of foods in nearby bhatti pasal. And the very next day, they will be seen jogging with the same bunch, on the same jogging pants.

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Some might argue it is all because how Nepali uncles are oblivious to their diet plan. While others might argue that’s how Nepali uncles communicates. Whatever it is, Nepalis on the internet have used some of their brain juices to let us know why Nepali uncles are still overweight. Here’s why:

1. “Because aunties make delicious foods.”

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2. “I don’t think they jog to lose weight. I guess they jog for maintaining the same weight and keeping the heart healthy.”

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3. “They don’t jog to lose weight. They jog to digest that bhatti ko rakshi masu. And they repeat the process again.”

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4. “Jogging doesn’t do anything if your diet is shit.”

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5. “5 am: afraid of dying. (exercise).
By 10am: 2 thal bhaat.
By 12pm: office ma 5 glass chiya.
By 2pm: khaja ma masu (momo chowemin).
By 5pm: feri arko 5 glass chiya. (rajniti guff in ghar najik ko chiya pasal ma).
By 9pm: dinner(budi le 5 call garda balla balla aune).
chutti ko din: (restaurant ko khana with office ko kt (external affair) wa guys haru sanga).
cirlce of life of 45+buda haru ko.”

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6. “Because they eat a lot of high carbs that raise blood sugar and hence insulin.”

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7. “even cows eat grass and takes a stroll, no offense.”

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8. “cause they’re in a calorie surplus, as simple as that and running doesn’t burn as many calories as you think it does”

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9. “That’s cause after that they eat tons of food and just sit around.”

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10. “They go to sasuraali and their saasu aama or sasura buwa destroys their whole dieting plan. 🤣🤣”

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11. “Training/jogging doesn’t do shit unless you take care of your diet. Staying fit is 60% diet, 40% training”

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12. “Jogging ain’t gonna make you lose weight”

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13. “They jog to get to chowk ko chiya pasal”

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14. “Kudchan ra? ma ta hidiraka dekhchu ek dui jana bahekani diet ni maintain garnu paryo ni jogging gare anusar”

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15. “After 30 it gets really hard to lose weight, especially if you’re genetically inclined to be a bit chubby.”

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16. “If you don’t know as you grow older the chances of you losing weight is lesser than when you were younger. The metabolism grows weaker. And there are other factors too stress, party, overeating, drinking, time ma nasutney blah blah blah.”

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17. “To burn 500 calories, you need to jog at least 10 km. Uncles be walking for 2 and think it compensates for the food they consume later. 2 chamcha bihan beluka ghiu and there goes your 2 km jog in vain”

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Be it the age or the diet plan no matter what it is our Nepali uncles just love to jog with their bellies poking out of their jogging shirts. Don’t we just love to see that scene though?

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Anjali Magar

I am but a wandering frustrated youth that you could have run into just about anywhere.

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